12/8/2023 0 Comments Trailer vox machina![]() ![]() and a bear with what I can only assume is a tragic past. Keyleth: -filled with Ashari I'm supposed to lead someday.īarf ( Spaceballs): Funny. Keyleth, a tree-hugger with a tragic past, who's also a Druish princess. (the other Vox Machina members gasp) I have to do this alone. Pike, a cleric with a tragic past, and a direct line to D&D Jesus, but since that's too powerful, they just sidelined her for half the season. Lady Allura: You are hereby under house arrest. There's Scanlan, the horny bard with a tragic past, who's master of the handjob (montage of Scanlan casting his "Scanlan's Hand" spell) Percy, a fancy lad with a tragic past, who found himself in a fantasy setting and asked, "Why not try gun?" (shots comparing Percy to Vash the Stampede from Trigun ) Vex and Vax, twins with a tragic past, and the power to make you constantly call the show " Vex" or " Vax Machina" by mistake (montage of characters saying either "Vex", "Vax", or "Vox") Grog, an idiot with a tragic past. Grog: Not everything's a trap, you twit! Let's do this! (kicks down a door, then walks into a room and sees archers at the ready). Grab an ale and meet Vox Machina, a ragtag crew of mercs so horny and quippy, Joss Whedon is suing them for vibe infringement. Robbie Wheeling: (crying) Jay-Jay, what am I doing here? Robbie's Friends: (as Ronnie prepares to jump off the World Trade Center) Robbie! Robbie Wheeling: Because I love you and I want you to forgive me. (missiles strike an alien ship)Īny Ouija-heads out there? Maybe Dungeons & Dragons Y2K? How about the Tom Hanks one? ( Mazes and Monsters) Gunner's Mate Second Class Cora Raikes: Boom. unless you're secretly into the Battleship movie. If you thought D&D was a lot to absorb, strap in for an adaptation of a Twitch stream of thousands of hours of play sessions, put together by a group of nerdy-ass voice actors asking the most pressing question of our time - "What if Tolkien f*cked?" - all brought to life by fans willing to toss a coin to their Twitchers (a CNBC article with the title "'Dungeons and Dragons' Kickstarter breaks record with $11.3 million campaign" pops up), in the hopes that they'll pull off what hasn't been done since Clue, and successfully adapt a tabletop game to screen. It does not store any personal data.In a world where the only thing more boring than someone telling you about their dreams is someone telling you about their Dungeons & Dragons campaign, one show will try to make those dreams. The cookie is set by the GDPR Cookie Consent plugin and is used to store whether or not user has consented to the use of cookies. ![]() ![]() The cookie is used to store the user consent for the cookies in the category "Performance". This cookie is set by GDPR Cookie Consent plugin. The cookie is used to store the user consent for the cookies in the category "Other. The cookies is used to store the user consent for the cookies in the category "Necessary". The cookie is set by GDPR cookie consent to record the user consent for the cookies in the category "Functional". ![]() The cookie is used to store the user consent for the cookies in the category "Analytics". These cookies ensure basic functionalities and security features of the website, anonymously. Necessary cookies are absolutely essential for the website to function properly. ![]()
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